| I'd like to give you a good reference.
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30 |
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| Wednesday is the new Friday.
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0 |
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| "One more thing" strikes again.
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2 |
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| Where we cover dungeons, districts, and death together!
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6 |
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| Do not stare into the UV light.
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0 |
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| This train has waited long enough!
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0 |
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36 |
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| Driving them to extinction is still #1 on my list. #2 is nuking Redmond.
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8 |
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| Whooooose office is practic'ly under the sea?
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1 |
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| It's a moist, moist summer.
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0 |
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| Hot-shot developers in too-hot temperatures!
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3 |
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| Ask your parents what sticker books were.
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2 |
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| They probably will, but the writers are gonna have some late nights figuring out how.
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0 |
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| Particles need their next big upgrade.
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5 |
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| This ought to be a good year if the squirrels don't get to them first.
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0 |
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| Today's news is brought to you by the number 754.
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3 |
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0 |
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| Today's forecast: Cloudy, with a chance of DOOM!
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8 |
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5 |
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| April showers bring May turf/spring/flowers!
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19 |
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2 |
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1 |
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0 |
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| Friends of the penguin rejoice!
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22 |
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| Someday the sun will come again. And when it does... we'll be ready.
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0 |
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| There was a chocolate bunny, though.
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0 |
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| Does this mean we get flowers in April?
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0 |
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| Going BYOND March madness!
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7 |
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| You'll call it a "procedure".
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1 |
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| At least this spring there's toilet paper.
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0 |
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| I'm this close to making my own knockoff Cadbury creme eggs.
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3 |
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| 514's beta is Bloom-ing with new possibilities!
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16 |
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| It's a cheap joke but now the song's stuck in your head.
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0 |
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| The polar vortex strikes again.
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0 |
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| Beware of armed flying babies!
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2 |
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| Just kidding; it's probably longer.
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1 |
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0 |
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| The treats may slowly disappear, but the tree remains standing.
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0 |
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| Won't you come? Won't you go? Make up your mind, sun.
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0 |
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| With hindsight, everything's 2020...
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5 |
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| Maybe let's just have Christmas again.
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0 |
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| I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!
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3 |
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3 |
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| The holidays are still a go.
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0 |
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| Title unrelated to temperature, because friends don't let friends measure temperature in Celsius.
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1 |
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| Hold for pressure check on Comet.
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1 |
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| And don't even ask about the balloons.
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1 |
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| It's both better and worse than it sounds.
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0 |
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| The changing of the guard.
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13 |
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| It was all worth it for the pun.
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