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 May 21 2011, 1:38 pm
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DAMN IT. I was left behind. vvv SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS ANYBODY. I'M A CHRISTIAN, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS BULL. Matthew 15:36 "No man knows the time or date. Not even the angels or the son. Only the Father" Just being an ass and mocking what most people who believe this probably though this morning. ^^^ | |
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#1 May 21 2011, 1:57 pm
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TheLionsRoar
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Yeah, it's supposed to happen in about an hour for me. I mostly think it's all pretty funny, just because I bet Camping knows he's full of it. I do agree with you though, as I am a Christian too.
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#2 May 21 2011, 2:02 pm
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Thank you. It's hilarious how so many people who claim to be devoted Christians completely ignore the obvious verse; "No man will know[...] Only the Father."
That and Harold Camping is full of shit. He's predicted the rapture twice before. Exactly 58 minutes for it to so supposedly start for me. | |
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#3 May 21 2011, 2:28 pm
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Kumorii wrote:
Thank you. It's hilarious how so many people who claim to be devoted Christians completely ignore the obvious verse; "No man will know[...] Only the Father." ^This. I am a devoted christian but I do not beleive in rapture. | |
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#4 May 21 2011, 2:49 pm
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On an immature note, i believe in raptors, tyrannosaurus and other dinosaurs.
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#5 May 21 2011, 2:51 pm
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Teka123 wrote:
On an immature note, i believe in raptors, tyrannosaurus and other dinosaurs. ^ I lol'd. XD | |
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#7 May 21 2011, 3:15 pm
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Harold Camping.
He's made the same claims twice before and both were wrong. Shows how gullible and ignorant the world is to believe him a third time. | |
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#8 May 21 2011, 3:41 pm
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It's sad that families and lives have been ruined because of this man.
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#9 May 21 2011, 5:13 pm
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Mission: Rapture #3
Objective: Search and Destroy Target: Harold Camping Result: OVERKILL | |
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#11 May 21 2011, 8:36 pm
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Speaking of raptors, one of those damned things bit my arm off (right arm to be exact)and my house is on fire...so this has not been a good DoomsDay for me.
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#12 May 21 2011, 8:44 pm
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Could be worse, Masq.
I've been in hell waiting for somebody to come and get me. This demon keeps trying to anal rape me. Fucking rapture. /: | |
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#14 May 22 2011, 12:23 am
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Woah, you guys got left behind? That sucks. Heaven is Amazing. I spent the day playing Poker with Carl Sagan, Douglass Adams, and Carl Wyznak. I was going to go listen to Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon play tonight, but I ended up talking politics with the Kennedy brothers instead. What a day!
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#15 May 22 2011, 5:15 am
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Techgamer wrote:
Woah, you guys got left behind? That sucks. Heaven is Amazing. I spent the day playing Poker with Carl Sagan, Douglass Adams, and Carl Wyznak. I was going to go listen to Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon play tonight, but I ended up talking politics with the Kennedy brothers instead. What a day! No Sean Connery? He should be up there too :D | |
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#16 May 22 2011, 6:49 am
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TH-Productions wrote:
Techgamer wrote: He was too busy checking out the "Ladiesh" for me to hang out with, maybe tomarrow. By the way, everyone here has the body of a 20 year old, or younger in the case of children who ascended, which is strange, because Mother Theresa is a fox. | |
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#17 May 23 2011, 8:46 am
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