Well, I will make you swallow sleeping pills, and when you finally fall asleep, I'll move you to an enclosed location, faaarrrrr from civilization. You shall be tortured, abused, raped constantly <3 while you're unconscious. When you wake up, you'll be on a tiny room, with a thorned tree growing in the direction of your penis (you know where this is going ^.^!) A group of anonymous people shall feed you daily, and inject the plant with a growing steroid. Finally, when the plant stabs to your penis, we'll stop injecting, but continue feeding you, forcing you to live the rest of your days being constantly dick stabbed by a thorn....

Death threat much?