1.72 GHz Single Core Acer Travelmate 4060 $850
512 GB Memory $stock
Windows 98SE $laying around the house
Unix OS, video editing, DVD creation, music recording, Windows 98SE in its own virtual sandbox, BYOND development for Windows and Unix on one pretty fast portable machine:
See, he ain't so special...
I'll get one with DS running in Win98 at some point.