Still not leavin'? I like that look in yer eyes, kid. Alright, if you think you've got what it takes, I'll teach you how to program like a gangsta.
So the first thing you need to remember is that when it comes to people, the mob always comes first. You < the mob. Your boyz < the mob. Your mother, father, sister, brother < the mob. The mob ALWAYS comes first. Remember that.
mob
Now if you want to program your gangstas into the game, you've got some options. See mobs like to spread out over large distances if they can. Expand their region of control, yanno? So we make mini mobs, for the people that made it past high school math, we'd call them subsets. Like this.
mob
baller
All ballers are part of the mob but not everything in the mob is a baller. They don't align because the baller < the mob, the must pay his respects.
So what we've got here is a baller that belongs to the mob. I chose the baller because I'm gonna consider this community outreach and it's easier to recruit when people watch your ballers go at it. And while we're on this topic, I'm gonna remind you that b-ball is the most gangsta of sports. If you don't play b-ball, you need to get outta here before I call my boys. What? You don't think I can do that? Watch me.
mob
baller
verb/call_boyz( )
What I've just done is made a verb. Verb comes from the old gangsta term "word", which means to smack down some mad rhymes. So when I put that verb there, I'm really making a call_boyz "word". That ( ) at the end, you know what that is? No? Kids these days. That's the b-ball man. The b-ball gives power to your words. He with the greatest game can lay down the greatest smack. Naturally, anyone in the mob can call their boyz, so it is spaced out to pay respect to the entire mob, not just the ballers.
Right now calling boyz doesn't do anything, I've defined the word but there is no smack in the word. So we're gonna fix that.
mob
baller
verb/call_boyz( )
view( ) << "Yo dawgs, let's show our friend the door."
Now if any of my boys are in my view, they'll hear my call and come back me up. They have to be in my view, not yours because I'm the one calling them out.
That enough for ya kid? You think you got what it takes to keep going? We'll be watching ya, and if you turn out to be legit, we might send you a word. Word.
or they'll nvr hav N.E boyz 2 cal , better program sum milkshakes