Dec 10 2002, 3:16 pm
Now, I do like nintendo. I've had a super nintendo and a regular one forever and they all work well still, but I just don't get their games that much. The game I don't understand the most is mario, also probably the most known nintendo game. In the game, mario is a plumber that must beat a overgrown turtle to save a princess. you collect mushrooms to be bigger, flowers to shoot fireballs, and more in later games. Well, can there be any reason how a shroom makes you bigger, or is this like eating a fuzzy from yoshi's island with baby mario? Wouldn't the people who have the equal rights for mario sue him or something for attacking turtles and knocking them out of their shell? How does the civilazation of Bob-ombs survive if they explode every couple of minutes? How does Princess Peach keep getting kidnapped every 5 seconds? How dillusional were they when they typed up something in the nintendo magazine saying they made a working "Warp pipe"? The whole mario thing is un-understandable.
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