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So then, for those in the know, or those who care!

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I've lost 24kg in the last 6 months, really been a problem with my self confidence.

This year.. I've met some people from my online ffxiv guild which was great!

I then even traveled quite far to meet some other long term friends from online.
I went to a festival with some guys i work with!? omg :O lol

I then met up with an old school friend whom lives really close and I've been round his like 3 times now!, I went to his BBQ.

I ended up going to a pool party for a girls birthday who was a friend of a friend lol.

Went out drinking with my old friend and another old friend I hadn't seen in a decade either.

I tried some dating apps/sites... but i'm awful with girls and ended up with just loads of rejection... all my potential dates bailed on me!..
I got fed up with it after a date ditched me the day before, so i said fuck it!..........
Then I went to a brothel and finally lost my virginity..... Lol xD (yeah a little late in life, but then i'm shy and nervous and a geek...)


Besides that I've also increased my anime collection, got better with nunchucks and my life.. is a lot better :)? still lonely and in need of a girlfriend, but it feels more possible now than ever before.. if I can maintain a conversation with a girl longer than 10 minutes before they run away Lmao

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Seeing as i have my slightly depressing previous years of having no social life, no real friends and loneliness and suicidal thoughts, I'm really happy with this year.

Despite how pathetic i sound, It'd be nice if you don't troll me :P lol. xD
If my 2015 is as good as yours has been, maybe this is the year I can finally have death's embrace.

I fear death, yet also long for it.
Careful, this be shitstorm territory.
lol guys xD

It's alright Kumz, Haven't spoke to you in an awfully long time! I'm sure there's many people who know me around here which might be a little understanding, and then the trolls are fine too lol, just wanted to share an update :P

Also interesting to see who the new trolls are and what their reactions are.
My relationship with my mortality isn't a troll.
Heh, congrats I suppose. 2015 is also my year. Continue feeling good about yourself and everything else will fall together.

I fear death, yet also long for it.

Understandable.
I've never been interested in social connections. So I lost my virginity without trying.

I think the key is to not try and just have fun with life instead of trying to think of what you want in life. There is all of these social expectations put around you, morals, relationships. But do you really need any of them? Not really. Though I do understand it's nice to have companionship and friends. If you worry to much about reaching that and worry to much about who you are perceived to be that's not fun.

glad your having a fun life, keep on living and stop stressing
Hey guys, let me tell you about my life now!

Let's see. This year I had a New Years Resolution to play less games, so I decided to play Dota and League for 11 hours a day instead of my usual 12.

I saw some cute girls and almost got their numbers.

I wanted a Corvette but then realized I couldn't afford it and that I don't have a license.

I lost my job ID and had to get a new one. However I strategically got my co-worker to make a new one for me instead of asking my supervisor so my bosses wouldn't know how irresponsible of a person I am. Outplayed.

My Dad had a prostate exam where they squeezed his nut sack and fingered his booty hole.

I acquired two bald spots in the back of my head and I have to color them in with a black Sharpie so people don't notice.

There was this girl on Craigslist who added me to play League with me and when we got in-game, she didn't leash me so I told her how much of a scrub she was and she said I was "driving her up the wall" ( whatever that means, I mean, I don't even drive ) and removed me from her friends list after the game, so I never got to smash.

My next door neighbor was mowing the lawn and all of a sudden started screaming. Turns out he mowed over a bee hive that was in the grass, and they stung the farts out of him. What idiot mows over a bee hive in the grass? I mean, that's just ASKING for trouble. He totally got what was coming to him.

Some retard almost slammed into me with his SUV when I was on my way to Wendys. I ran out into the middle of the street and the guy just kept coming anyway as if where he was headed to was more important than me making it safely to Wendys. Then he said "get out of the road" and made a threatening hand gesture before speeding off behind me. All I wanted were my chicken nuggets and chili, gosh. The audacity of some people.

I farted in the office at work and a co-worker came in right behind me like 10 seconds later. However, when I farted, I intentionally farted towards the back of the office and then ran back to the front where the door is, so that my co-worker would assume someone in the back dealt it instead of thinking I dealt it. Mission accomplished. I easily got away with that fart.

I got a paper cut and it hurt like hell. I put some ointment and a bandaid over it to prevent infection. Then I thought about paper and realized how powerful it is. It can saw through skin, the wounds it inflicts are incapable of scabbing, you never see it's vicious attacks coming... paper is a formidable foe, ladies and gentlemen. Handle paper with extreme caution or pay the ultimate price.

Anything else you guys wanna know?
In response to EmpirezTeam
Cup size?
In response to Kumorii
Kumorii wrote:
Cup size?

if i push my man tits together efficiently enough, i can almost give off the illusion that im a b cup.
In response to EmpirezTeam
EmpirezTeam wrote:
if i push my man tits together efficiently enough, i can almost give off the illusion that im a b cup.

Fudge you and fudge your man boobs right in every fudgehole you have. In fact, face fudge the fudges fudging those fudgeholes too.

I barely fit in a small A-cup... fudgers...

EDIT: Previous post had a lot of fucks in it. Made it more kid-friendly because I'm a decent human.
no need to be kid friendly. we're all civilized, mature adults from stable backgrounds here. not a single child in sight.


said no BYOND user ever.
Comfort food.
lol this post seems like it's nicely on track :P and that looks delicious! but the forums are too quiet these days :(
It's arguably more entertaining these days, though.
When a woman says no it never means no if she continues to talk to u :) stop taking these hoes on dates and start bringing them straight to ur bed to not watch netflix.
In response to Ter13
Ter13 wrote:

This is the only porn I need in my life...
In response to Kats
Amateur Petite White Girl Gets Chocolate Finish
In response to Doohl
Doohl wrote:
Amateur Petite White Girl Gets Chocolate Finish

LOL!
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