C/C++. Path to being competent and/or professional. You were doomed to fail from the start then. M for mature. Making a calculator will make your eyes bleed.

Unity/C#. Path to building the sandbox, Lego style. T for teen. May be the edgy hipster that appeals to other hipsters.

Byond/DM? Living and playing house in the urinated sandbox. E for everyone. 10 Sand castles out of 10.