Slurpy is a snake. Slurpy is a slithering, hungry snake. But now Slurpy is in a dilemma. Yes, it seems the evil Poonjab Mooharabi MCVII has trapped Slurpy in a maze. Slurpy is a wee bit perturbed about this. In fact, Slurpy is royally PO'd.

It seems Poonjab Mooharabi's 1506th descendant is up to his old tricks again. That's where you come in. You can't physically be in the maze, after all, unless you succeed in finding a way to suck yourself through your computer monitor. Since we managed to attach a prodigy of modern day nanotechnology to Slurpy's back, we need you to remotely operate it to help Slurpy find his way through Mooharabi's maze and kick some Mooharabi butt.

We call it the Slurpinator. Everyone knows (or, at least, every nanotechnologist with a thirty-year degree in physics knows) that nanomachines are little machines that perform tasks. The Slurpinator is filled with these nanomachines... catch our drift? In plain English, the Slurpinator does Slurpy's work for him, by shooting little nanomachines at his target, which then do something, which then helps him out.

So go, Controller of Slurpinator Command. Slurpy's life depends on you!

* Coming soon from a Spuzzum near you!