What's all this aboot Canadians in the news page, eh? Ya don't be goin' 'round saying we's weird or nothing, eh... we're lumberjacks like the rest o' ya, eh? =)

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I play computer all night, I sleep all day!

Oh he's a lumberjack and he's okay! He plays... computer? What's that got to do with bein' a lumberjack?

(Grammatical errors are intentional, eh? =)