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caterpie terrorizes village by webbing villagers

ash and friends stumbles accross said village

ash and friends is told by villagers that for billions of years a caterpie chased down and webbed female villagers for an unknown purpose, it was harmless but the villagers didnt like it anyway

ash and friends were treated by the villagers and went to sleep that night

the next morning the legendary caterpie attacked another woman

ash and friends rushed over to help

but it was too late the caterpie ate her

ash sends in pikachu to fight the caterpie, they stare eachother down

and begin to fight

pikachu rushes the caterpie with quick attack,

the caterpie dodges and uses struggle on pikachu

making them both weak

team rocket shows up and captures both of them

james is happy that they're finally getting away with pikachu

caterpie randomly evolves into butterfree

james pulls out a newport 100 menthol cigarette and lights it.

butterfree uses hyper beam on team rocket freeing it and pikachu

team rockets blasting off again

butterfree wants to give ash a fair chance at catching it, so they have a rematch at dawn

pikachu weakens butterfree after one thunder

ash throws pokeball at butterfree and successfully catches it

ash and friends return back to the village

brock hits on nurse joy

ash then tells the villagers how he caught the butterfree

the villagers are pleased with ash's deed, however, they asked him to hand the ball over so they can execute butterfree for killing a villager

but ash wasn't going.

ash reached for that thang on his waist

ash sent out charizard and things got ugly,

one of the villagers sent out a voltorb and it blew up

america created isis the end

ash gets a gym badge for perishing in the explosion

misty survived brock got married and had 8 kids where he was then left by nurse joy whom went to max(may's little brother)

brock got really depressed and had began drinking, he would wear his tank top and sag his pants, and express his love for how hearthstone is pay2win.
Shit ain't canon.
caterpie to butterfree?
hyper beam on butterfree without TM?

Nigga, do you even Pokemon?
Molano wrote:
I'm sure I know pokemon alot more than anyone on this site, even whilst having stopping at diamond & pearl since I often stay updated in pvp by playing pokemonshowdown.

Yeahhh...no.

just says some lame response

doesn't even pokemon