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Mar 9 2016, 8:48 am

EmpirezTeam

I don't normally obsess over visual aspects of a woman. I mean I like curves but it doesn't drive me insane. I'm usually more interested in her personality.

There is one thing however that women do that can send me into a frenzy, and it's this god damn thing right here:

I don't know why, but I find it ridiculously sexy when a chick is holding her hair up. It makes no sense to me why I find this arousing. There's this girl at the job who does this shit multiple times a day and every time I see her I'm just like

And then when she's done holding it up, she'll drape it across one of her shoulders. She's practically BEGGING for the D.

Let's take a look at one more.

Good God almighty. Anyone else get an adrenaline rush after seeing females do this or is it just me?

Mar 9 2016, 10:00 am
Kumorii	So how many times did you bust your cookies while writing this?

Mar 9 2016, 10:46 am In response to Kumorii
EmpirezTeam	Kumorii wrote: So how many times did you bust your cookies while writing this? I was neutered back when I was a babby frog.

Mar 9 2016, 12:21 pm
Ganite	you must prefer head over sex

Mar 9 2016, 12:30 pm In response to Ganite
EmpirezTeam	Ganite wrote: you must prefer head over sex I prefer my hand over sex. Can't catch STDs, ggwp 2016.

Mar 9 2016, 3:12 pm
Rushnut	/r/ing that one picture of Megan Markle (spelling, girl from Suits)

Mar 10 2016, 8:39 pm
Red Hall Dev	Didn't understand who would make a thread like this. Saw it was Empzteam "Ohhhhhhhhh"

Mar 10 2016, 9:19 pm
Fugsnarf	Hmm... I see what you mean. Have fun with that one, Empirez.

Mar 11 2016, 5:06 am In response to Fugsnarf
EmpirezTeam	Fugsnarf wrote: Hmm... I see what you mean. Have fun with that one, Empirez. You wouldn't tap that? Fine, more for me.

Mar 11 2016, 5:11 am In response to Red Hall Dev
EmpirezTeam	Red Hall Dev wrote: Didn't understand who would make a thread like this. Saw it was Empzteam "Ohhhhhhhhh" I agree, I share way too much of my life with you guys. Yall could write a book at this point. Titled "Empirez and his Bullshit".

Mar 11 2016, 4:09 pm
Rushnut	Screw you guys I'll find it myself.

Mar 11 2016, 4:54 pm
EmpirezTeam	Not finding her all that attractive. Maybe it's because of that uncomfortable pose some idiot told her to get in. Who the hell sits like that?