I am the one true leader of the BYONDites.

There is no other.

Kozuma: Kalo Kala Shadah!

Lummox: Holy shit, Kozuma? I haven't seen you in months! You are leading the forum people? ...Huh. That's a step up.

Kozuma: We have no leaders. We follow only the will of the nexus.

Lummox: Ooh. Wow... Laaaame.

Tom: That is pretty lame.

Kozuma: You two call yourselves developers, but you have spent your time learning nothing. Come with me. Into the forums. There is something I wish to teach you.

Kozuma: This is Galactic Soldier. The Spirit of the Nexus. For generations, it has guided the...

Kozuma: You have to fix this fucking place. These people are backwards idiots. Every third post is about bringing back blogs because they think it will make the site grow bigger. Everyone's gross and they all smell like piss all the time. I miss my family. I miss my laptop. I masturbated to a thread without hostility the other day. Look I don't care what it takes. You two are putting aside your bullshit, and you're working together to fix this.

Lummox: No can do, Kozuma. I just can't.

Tom: I just don't think I can...

Kozuma: Ro Ro donoga! You're smart. You'll figure it out!