A good way to make yourself sneeze, grab a twist tie from your drawer, and bend it to a U, now... Shove it halfway into your nose, this will aggitate your nose, make your nose runny, and make you snoofle for a couple minutes. This is good if your living with someone else, or you keep it in your nose and rock it back and forth while on the phone. This will make you sneeze and sniffle. Once your done take it out, and blow your nose, wait 5 minutes and everythings good.
WARNING: I am not responsible if you get anything lodged into your nose, I am not responsible if you someone die from a twist tie, and I am Definiatly not responsible if you get caught for doing this. Basically, If anything goes wrong while doing this, it is your fault.
Nov 5 2006, 5:34 pm