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The other day I came to the conclusion that I was god.
I have lots of evidence to back this up, from the time I shot lightning from my eyes. I turned on the microwave from 6 feet away. I cook potato's without actually having any potato's. I also summoned a plague of bees to a building. also theres this statue at my school which one of my friends turned around. Its of this naked boy humping a pot. so now its just his ass and the back of the pot. And I got a squirrel to start humping the statue. On the statues ass.

So, If you want anything, I'm taking requests.

----God AKA Tm
Change the Super smash brawl release date back to December 3rd.
So you don't exist?
Prove god is real? o;
BigBoiD wrote:
Prove god is real? o;

Didn't he do that by posting? Or do you not believe we're real, either?
Evre wrote:
BigBoiD wrote:
Prove god is real? o;

Didn't he do that by posting? Or do you not believe we're real, either?

I see no physical proof that he has godly powers, though. Hence the "prove God is real."
Today I made an orange explode by pointing to it.
TM The Ultimate wrote:
Today I made an orange explode by pointing to it.

Rofl. xD Can I have a puppy? (A live one would be good.)