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Keywords: colbert
Stephen Colbert, the front runner for both parties(you don't need silly things like polls to tell you that, you can tell in your gut nation). Has just unearthed a devious threat to our nation.

The War on Halloween

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/ id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=/ shows/the_colbert_report/videos/most_recent/ index.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

Now that you've taken the time to watch, I'm sure we can all agree, nation, this is worth our time.

So, as Stephen recommends, we should all begin rationing to fight back against this enemy. We also might have to launch and invasion, because some nation might have some pumpkins- err I mean they may need our help, nation.