On this All Hallows' Eve Eve Eve, I want to send out my fondest regards to the lucky denizens of the next great civilization, 1264 years in the future. If any of you who are reading this is still around then, be sure to arrange to be in what is currently Brunswick, Ohio -- or anywhere in what is currently Medina County -- on October 29th, and you can have your fill of free sausages and beer, and not the cheap stuff either.

I know this is kind of a cryptic post, but I hope all will be revealed in due time ("due time" being well shy of 1264 years in the future).
Heh. Nice, see you then I guess.
Now, what should I wear? =\