I've just discovered, that inevitably, no matter what day it is or how I feel, whenever I eat jalapeņos, they will exact revenge on me all night long.

I hope this was enlightening for you.

I was going to tell you about the mexican guy I saw today hiding behind the obese woman, but I'm too upset that I didn't think to take a picture and put a caption on it until it was too late :(
You must travel back through time and take a picture! And think of a caption! DO IT BEFORE THE LANGELIERS COME!
Jalepeņos are not man's friend.
What do you call 4 mexicans on the titanic?