Omnicant //Spiders
//Wordplay on "Omniscient" -- omni- for all (Spiders have lots of limbs),
// cant for language. Spiders are the know-it-alls of Newtopia.

The description is worse:

"The ability to speak and understand Omnicant, the language of the Spiders. Under cogitation Omnicant is perceived by nearly every sapient biological entity on Newtopia to epitomise as a unilateral archetype the eminently most-utterly complex and obfuscated linguistic communications instrument at one's dispensation."
You can read some of their essays here: