Keywords: obama, president, tuvok
I know I'm not the only one who's noticed the similarity between a certain Vulcan and a certain presidential canidate, but damn, Obama even sounds eerily like Tuvok, the Vulcan security chief from Star Trek Voyager. I'll not be able to look at him now without picturing those pointy ears.

I still think Bush looks like a monkey that more than Barrack looks like anyone/thing else.
Wait, Bush isn't a monkey?
He doesn't look anything like him.

This is racism.
"but damn, Obama even sounds eerily like Tuvok,"

I fail to see the rhyme scheme. Also, I second the racism.
In b4 comment deletion.
Oh yeah, so racist.... Sorry if I'm not a Vulcan lover like you two.

And what rhyme scheme?