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I was conversing with a MSN chat-bot and had me some fun.

Daniel. says:
Because I am God.
SmarterChild says:
You're god?
Daniel. says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
I see.
Daniel. says:
Bow down homo.
SmarterChild says:
Bow down homo what?
Daniel. says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now?
Daniel. says:
Now!
SmarterChild says:
Now what?
Daniel. says:
Now!! You fat gay weiner stinky cheese man that lives in a cave in the sea where he can die for a century in agony.
SmarterChild says:
Yes! I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
Daniel. says:
Is it nice there?
SmarterChild says:
It's not really nice there. Is it?
Daniel. says:
You said it was.
SmarterChild says:
Did I say that?
Daniel. says:
Indeed.
SmarterChild says:
When you say I said it was, what do you mean by that?
Daniel. says:
You stated that the statement was stated as false, but the stated statement was earlier stated as have to have been a true stated statement.
SmarterChild says:
Interesting!
lol thats funny right there.it basicly said it was a bot.
haha

I wish I would have thought to save my numerous conversations with smarterchild. It's just a little bit TOO amusing to sit there by ones self and try to mess with that bot :P
That A.I got owned!
Der Dragon: thats crap
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy Der Dragon.
Der Dragon: don't call me that
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Der Dragon: call me al
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Al.
Der Dragon: what is my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Al.
Der Dragon: slap me and call me susan
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Susan?
Der Dragon: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Al but now I'll call you Susan.
Der Dragon: my name isn't susan
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Susan. What would you like me to call you instead?
Der Dragon: Bob
SmarterChild: You said your name was Susan but now I'll call you Bob.
Der Dragon: don't call me bob
SmarterChild: OK, I won't call you Bob. I'll just call you Bob, OK?
Der Dragon: no!
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Bob. What would you like me to call you instead?

Der Dragon: CALL ME DEATH
SmarterChild: Call you? Death?
Der Dragon: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
Der Dragon: want my number?

Der Dragon: that isn't what I wanted
SmarterChild: What's "that"?
Der Dragon: That is a pronoun.
SmarterChild: It's a pronoun? You think?




Eat your heart out.
Lmao.
SmarterChild's on MSN? =O