Space Station 13

by Exadv1
Space Station 13
Stay alive inside Space Station 13
Keywords: blah, nagging, pubbie, story, tears
Hello I am Capt Matt (usually Heinrich Stienmen)
And I am here to post this forum for stories, if you have had a funny experience in one game, feel free to post it here. I would appreciate it if it went like this:

Play as bartender
Serve only manly dorfs
befriend disgruntled crew member
be provided with REAL 12 gauge shells
aliens invade S**T!
Shuttle called
clown makes everyones lives misreable
unload in clowns face
entire server chants GARBAGE DAY!
My Face
Again I would appreciate it, but you don't have to use this layout, but I find it more humerus.