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STOP IT!
NO MORE!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
CUT IT OUT!
GIVE IT A REST!
QUIT IT!
LET THE HORSE ROT!
SHUT UP!
STOOOOOOOOOP!
DROP IT!
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO ABUSE!
LEAVE CHUCK IN PEACE!
FIND A NEW FAD!


The Chuck Norris fandom makes Chuck Norris cry.
Only Sarm could say what everyone is thinking.
Sarm! You said it!
You see Chuck Norris' tears? They cure cancer.
Ben beat me to it :(
That picture is fake. Neptune and Chuck Norris both had an agreement that Chuck couldn't cry because Neptune wants there to be only one fountain of youth.
Nesso. You got it all wrong. You should have said: "That picture is fake. Chuck Norris's tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never Cries..."

Sarm, If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't can't see Chuck Norris, You only have a few more seconds until Chuck Norris kills you.
Crzylme. You will die. You will die slowly. And I will do it with the animated tears of that Gif I have on my journal. Savor your remaining days.
Dude, that's not Chuck Norris crying, that's Chuck Norris liquifying a diamond between his eyelids.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
That picture is fake. Chuck Norris has never cried and never will.

;)
Yeah, even when he was born he didn't cry. He beat the crap out of the doctor who tried to spank him, though. Roundhouse to the dome piece! B00m! Headshot!

~X
Margaret. Get my shotgun.
Chuck Norris didn't need a doctor to deliver him. He came out on his own. With a beard.

Doctors go to Chuck Norris for physicals.
Chuck Norris was asked if he thought Pirates or Ninjas were better...

He replied, "depends on how you cook 'em"