Congratulations! :)
Thanks everyone.
Congratulations, bro!
Have fun with the next ~18 years of joy, frustration, love, and perpetual bliss. (:
babies are all fun and games, all cute and cuddly...

until they become teenagers and put a lock on their bedroom door because they can't stand you anymore
Congrats. Though I can't say I like kids all that much, there's a good chance I won't have any.
PerfectGoku wrote:
Congrats. Though I can't say I like kids all that much, there's a good chance I won't have any.

Accidents happen.
Smoosh wrote:
PerfectGoku wrote:
Congrats. Though I can't say I like kids all that much, there's a good chance I won't have any.

Accidents happen.
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I meant intentionally.
Yeah. Sometimes you suddenly find yourself in the same room with a hot naked girl. And unbeknown-st to you, your pants have unzipped themselves and your frank has made its way to the hole between her legs. And then you accidentally start thrusting her until you climax, and a few months later, she tells you that she forgot to take her pill or go to the abortion clinic and a baby is on the way.

These unexpected tragedies occur all the time. I wish there was some way to avoid them.
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