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I get a message from someone named "Rance Mala". Uh...okay. Since I had nothing better to do, I open the email even though I know it's spam already.

Hey, when you get no real letters after a couple of months, even you'll feel lonely enough to validate your existance with some junk too.

Anyway, wow. What a surprise...this woman is trying to sell me something and for once it isn't her body. No, in fact it's something called OEM software (Original Equipment Manufacturer). Amazing! I can buy Microsoft Visio (sp) for $39.95! Macromedia Flash for $69.95!

Whatever. I gloss over the link (not like they ever go to a functional site) and found this jibberish below.

into the house and adding immeasurably to the air of comfort and good
in his spectacular money making, stayed in the office of the firearms
his lack of interest and bowing his head before her accusation of a lack

daring audacity by slapping men on the back and singing songs with them. A


Yes, how dare that man have the audacity to slap men on the back and sing songs with them while they're trying to comfortable money-make in their house.

Wait, what? My brain hurts now.
They include lines of poetry to fool spam filters.
Don't even bother to look at text without proper punctation.
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haha just kidding
SPAMMEH
this is what some freak sent to me from a software selling thing:

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Double-post == SPAM
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Engrish at it finest.
Yes, how dare that man have the audacity to slap men on the back and sing songs with them while they're trying to comfortable money-make in their house.

Don't post stuff like that while I'm at work; my eyes are watering trying not to laugh.
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Beautiful.