The Bible is a novel written sometime before 1975 by the Galactic Overlord Xenu in a cave on Mount Doom. The Bible is very similar to other works of science fiction such as The Book of Mormon, The Koran, Dianetics, The Talmud, The Urantia Book, The Bhagavad-Gita and The New York Times.


The fantastic and magical events involving hobbits, unicorns, and rainbows that are described within The Bible, as well as their relevance to modern day life, are a popular topic of conversation on the Internet among certain Usenet Newsgroups, child molesters and the criminally insane.


In The Bible, the antagonist (known as "God") clearly states that He Hates Fags. He also decrees that Faggots, Furries, Young African Children, and anyone else he doesn't like are going to burn in hell regardless of whether they read The Bible or not. This causes great confusion among the masses, leading to a series of events involving much slapstick humor, some general over-the-top zaniness, and a crucifiction or two. At the conclusion of the book, there is a great feast held in God's honor, immediately after which everyone gets Aids and dies.

Note: The Bible, was originally titled Magical Stories. It was later changed to The Bible due to copyright infringement.

While not received very well by critics or the general public upon its initial release, the Bible has slowly developed a cult following over the years and is currently #13,582 on the bestseller list.
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Win the Internet.
This is cute, but maybe you should try posting this somewhere where 95% of the people don't already agree.
My god, that's hilarious.
Thank you!
I didn't mean my comment negatively, just in case that would come up. I meant post this in a place full of christians. It might be "trolling" or whatever, but oh man it'd be funny to see their responses.
I think BYOND is full enough of christians as it is. At least, the idiot, fundamentalist kind.
At least, the idiot, fundamentalist kind.

I think the bible was written by people who were afraid of life and/or death. They were afraid of the unknown so they created the bible to answer all thier questions.

And that is all I have to say about that.
Answer all their questions should be create false hope.
I laughed.

One of the more funny Bible/God topics.