I finally tried this out for the first time since the game has ever existed, and I've been having some fun with it. Blah blah blah, so why am I posting about it?

Because of this.

Why is this so special? It just so happens that my mother's name is Teresa and the name of her boyfriend is Gerard, and since he lives in Ireland my mom can't stop thinking about him.
Hahah, I saw that. If you keep following her around, she eventually takes you to Gerard. Cheesey litlte things Blizzard adds to make the game interesting.

Oh! Like the guy right outside of Silvermoon. His name is Jer'ome, and he thinks he can rap. :)
Did Sarm change WoW's name or did the whole of Blizzard get drunk?
A little of both.