How *NOT* to get people to hire you.

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Dec 13 2007, 8:58 am
'i will help with only the coder and maybe icon ok im really good of it talk me if u need help with the pokemon game.' (recent forum post)

A serious bit of grammar goes a long way towards people trusting you to work for them.
Dec 13 2007, 9:00 am
Uber failure.
Dec 13 2007, 9:04 am
By the way, DigitalBYOND isn't working for me.

"digitalBYOND Uptime: 136 days, 11 hours, 1 minute

Warning: include(http://digitalbyond2.net/server2.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found in /opt/lampp/htdocs/templates/global_header.inc.php on line 119

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'http://digitalbyond2.net/server2.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/lampp/lib/php') in /opt/lampp/htdocs/templates/global_header.inc.php on line 119"
Dec 13 2007, 9:35 am
digitalBYOND is working just fine. Only the little snippet of code that reports the uptime for the digitalBYOND2.net server is broken because I broke it. The website at digitalBYOND is just fine otherwise.
Dec 13 2007, 9:39 am
This person seems very familiar... heh.
Dec 13 2007, 9:51 am
can i have gm now?
Dec 13 2007, 9:54 am
Meh, the Classified poster may or may not have been under the age of 7.
Dec 13 2007, 2:03 pm
Wha? I actually prefer my team members to be lazy and illiterate.
Dec 13 2007, 3:43 pm
Kunark wrote:
Wha? I actually prefer my team members to be lazy and illiterate.

So you can do it all yourself and know it's done right? Because, I'd rather just work alone in that scenario.
Dec 14 2007, 10:14 am
Tiberath wrote:
Kunark wrote:
Wha? I actually prefer my team members to be lazy and illiterate.

So you can do it all yourself and know it's done right? Because, I'd rather just work alone in that scenario.

DM:
You see a blog post in the distance. You can't quite make out what it says, but there are several other figures standing around it.

Tiberath:
I'll check it out after making sure my gear's ready. There could be a flamer hiding in that crowd.

DM:
Upon closer inspection you find that the blog is weaved in a curious speech-craft of irritation and condescension. While its aura seems malignant, something tells you its creation was a form of expression rather than as part of some greater scheme.

Tiberath:
Hm... still, this is Member territory. I want to search the comment-crowd for any indication of stupidity.

DM:
Give me a Sense Motive check.

Tiberath:
*rolls* ... I rolled a 1.

DM:
A man named Kunark is clearly arguing in favor of sloth and ignorance. You can't figure out why, but it's obvious he's mocking intelligent project management.

Tiberath:
I knew it! I cast Greater Nitpicky Reply and brace against my debate-shield.
Dec 15 2007, 11:03 pm
neat. someone should make a MUD like that! :)
Jan 8 2008, 8:13 am (Edited by moderator on Apr 7 2008, 1:37 am)


Evre is pretty much amazing.