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"WAYCROSS, Georgia - A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23905909/"

Three of them are possibly getting juvenile charges for conspiracy to commit aggravated assault.
You were cutting it awfully close for April 1 on this one.
Holy shit. I did that in third grade too.

I'm not joking, me and two other dudes plotted to kill a girl with cooties.

We had all sorts of plans like sneaking a bunch of salt into her lunch milk and waiting on rooftops to drop really sharp pencils on her. We even had these high score sheets we practiced on in class. They had a person drawn out with bonus points pointing towards the eye and heart areas.

Man, these kids have their shit together now-a-days. We never even thought of using duct tape or hand cuffs. They even had a plan to cover the windows and whatnot.

We're getting smarter with each generation after all!
Georgia, homeland of the assassin.
Popisfizzy wrote:
You were cutting it awfully close for April 1 on this one.

Yeah, it happened the day before.