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AN OPEN LETTER TO MADONNA
by Guy

I categorically deny your accusation that I am "emotionally retarded." As if! Whatever.

Also, try putting on a skirt, you little strumpet.

You said 'butt'. Heh.
Gosh, when even the genius duo behind Swept Away can't get along in harmony anymore, civilization must be doomed.
I find it very constructive when parents insult the other parent in front of an audience. It shows real emotional maturity and is good for the child.
Heh, strumpet. I love it.
Strumpets with butter are pretty good.
Deadron wrote:
Strumpets with butter are pretty good.

Gah! That mental image is worse than the first one!