So there's this "new" advertisement for Pepsi Max on television lately. I don't know if other countries get it or even if other states do, but it's pretty stupid.

It starts off with a girl and a guy just getting out of bed, clearly after a one night stand. She says she's going for a shower, so he goes into the kitchen and opens the fridge. Insert bottle shot of Pepsi Max.

Queue there's a knock on the door, it's the girls parents. Her being in the shower can't answer it, and given the guys look, they probably suspect she's all innocent. So naturally, he did what every guy does in such a 'difficult' situation. He drinks the Pepsi Max.

Suddenly, a swat team bursts through the window, and begin to tidy the place up. Apparently they have guns that can shoot covers onto and under beds, effectively making it. Why not. So they clean the place.

Cut to the woman getting out of the shower. She walks into her lounge to see the place all cleaned and her male friend on the window with one of the swat team. He makes a "Call Me" sign and they jump out.

The stupid thing is, in the background of that shot, you can see bombs landing on all the surrounding suburb. So they've just cleaned this flat and are now laying waste to the surrounding area. I know carnage makes me want to drink Pepsi Max!

(I'm lying. I'm staying with Coke. And none of that other flavour diet or zero crap.)