I'm re#defining DM to mimic this very elegant language.

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Feb 8 2010, 4:55 am
Keywords: funny, webcomic
Feb 8 2010, 5:23 am
instead of TRUE or FALSE, it uses ERECT or FLACCID
Feb 8 2010, 5:38 am
Instead of functions and proceedures they're intercourse(boners, anuses) {}
Feb 8 2010, 6:03 am
Zaole wrote:
instead of TRUE or FALSE, it uses ERECT or FLACCID

Done!
#define ERECT TRUE
#define FLACCID FALSE
#define butt for
#define intercourse proc

mob
    verb
        test()
            var/u = ERECT
            echo(u)
            butt(var/i = 0; i < 5; i++)
                echo(i)
                
intercourse
    echo(t)
        world << t
Feb 8 2010, 6:07 am
You could put a boner array in that butt loop Tib.
Feb 8 2010, 6:07 am
Vermolius wrote:
You could put a boner array in that butt loop Tib.

I tried using #define boner list, but it would only work like var/a = boner(1,2,3), it wouldn't accept var/boner/a = boner(1,2,3).
Feb 8 2010, 6:09 am
However.

#define ERECT TRUE
#define FLACCID FALSE
#define butt for
#define intercourse proc
#define boner list
#define vagina var

mob
    verb
        test()
            vagina  // var/boner/B doesn't compile. =(
                i = 0
                boner
                    B = boner(1,2,3,4,5)
                    
            butt(i = 1 to B.len)
                world << B[i]
                
intercourse
    echo(t)
        world << t


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I do feel somewhat dirty now, for taking the time to write that...
Feb 8 2010, 3:57 pm
ROFL.