Attention!

911: 911, what is the nature of your emergency?

Man: (Excitedly) the wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how... (interrupted)
911: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches... (interrupted)
911: Alright sir, just remain where you are, I'm sending help.
Man: (continuing) and that's how you get to llama school!




And flying Banana's don't talk.

Posted by KershiVelix on Friday, July 10, 2009 05:24PM - 4 comments / Members say: yea +1, nay -3

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#4 KershiVelix:  

Yeah, what Akiyo said. The guy apparently wrote 'Flying banana's don't talk. Which is pretty much the same thing over and over again until he says 'They just want you to believe they can...'

Also, I beat the game today. Horrible ending.

Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:52AM

#3 Akiyo:  

It's 911 dialog recordings from a computer in the police station HQ in Germantown.

Friday, July 10, 2009 10:21PM

#2 Zaole:  

i played fallout 3, but apparently not enough to have this make any sense

Friday, July 10, 2009 06:54PM

#1 Jeff8500:  

lul wut? (I never played Fallout 3)

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:33PM

 

 

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#6 KershiVelix:  

Dinomaster45 wrote:
> KershiVelix wrote:
> > Dinomaster45 wrote:
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> > > Tits. >:(
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> > :(
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> Wait, whats wrong? D:

Lack of generic tits.

Saturday, November 07, 2009 02:41PM

#5 Dinomaster45:  

KershiVelix wrote:
> Dinomaster45 wrote:
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> > Tits. >:(
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> :(

Wait, whats wrong? D:

Saturday, November 07, 2009 02:37PM

#4 KershiVelix:  

Dinomaster45 wrote:
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> Tits. >:(

:(

Saturday, November 07, 2009 02:23PM

#3 Dinomaster45:  



Tits. >:(

Saturday, November 07, 2009 12:00PM

#2 KershiVelix:  

Underworld Kid wrote:
> WHO THE FUCK WOULD MAKE A MUSIC GUILD?

KERSHI MOTHERFUCKING VELIX

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 10:25AM

#1 Underworld Kid:  

WHO THE FUCK WOULD MAKE A MUSIC GUILD?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 10:24AM