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"When video gaming first became popular, experts warned of the likelihood of increased amounts of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, Satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment." -- 'nuff said.
http://christwire.org/2009/09/ is-video-gaming-a-threat-to-americas-high-school-jock-cultur e/
http://christwire.org/2009/09/ is-video-gaming-a-threat-to-americas-high-school-jock-cultur e/
Posted by Tiberath on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 08:37AM
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#13 SuperAntx:
Popisfizzy wrote:
> ChristWire is a known satire site.
How nice of you to speak for the entire internet.
Anyway, here's a somewhat related story. A coach takes the football team out to get baptized without their parents consent.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 02:49PM
#12 Popisfizzy:
ChristWire is a known satire site. Poe's law at work, people.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 01:55PM
#11 Tiberath:
Zaole wrote:
> also, if you look deeper in the comments, the author of the article accidentally responds to 'Janice' (his alternate identity for maximum luls) while still using the 'Janice' name instead of his original name
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:23AM
#10 Zaole:
i already pointed out that it's fake, saxophone. l2p
also, if you look deeper in the comments, the author of the article accidentally responds to 'Janice' (his alternate identity for maximum luls) while still using the 'Janice' name instead of his original name
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:19AM
#9 SuperAntx:
This HAS to be something like The Onion for Christians. There is no fucking way this can be real. Look at the posts on the front page.
Barack Obama Forces Children To Use Facebook, Helps Gay Agenda
Do Not Let Your Children Listen To Barack Hussein Obama Elementary School Speech
Laura Bush Killed A Dude, Get Over It Family Guy Liberals
Why Barrack Obama Should not be President
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:01AM
#8 Zaole:
Poe's Law.
"http://whois.domaintools.com/christwire.org
Front Page Information
Website Title: ChristWire
Title Relevancy 100%
Meta Keywords: black people, fried chicken, genetics, black people church, water balloon, 8 bit music, black people music, smells like teen spirit, thug culture, dateline msnbc, msnbc.com, you may be rich, gutzon borglum, mount rushmore original design, h1n1, mexican pig flu, swine flu, boobs exploitation, disgusting radio, the bj radio show, african pirates, somalian pirates"
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:00AM
#7 Tiberath:
SuperAntx wrote:
> If this isn't a troll post, I'm seriously worried.
That entire website is full of posts like this. They're either fundamental religionist fanatics or it is one incredibly huge troll site.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:58AM
#6 Tiberath:
<s>I think I accidentally crashed their comments page. I made a post, and just checked it for any replies, it shows an internal server error right in the middle of my post...</s>
There we go, it's all workin' again.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:56AM
#5 SuperAntx:
I actually went back and read the whole thing and...this can't be real.
Some of this shit is fucking loony.
"Be honest with your boys and tell them they'll grow up as failures if they don't excel at sports"
"Make them go outdoors! Lock them out if necessary"
"Have a private talk with your child's friends (maybe when you 'accidentally' lock your own kid outside)"
"Be concerned about the physical shape of our young people. You don't even need to be a parent to do this. Watch them run and throw and jump."
"With a handsome firm body, you don't need an afternoon of sweaty wrestling with a soccer ball as an excuse to celebrate the beauty that our Creator endowed us with. Remind them that jocks can tan themselves shirtless anytime! There is just something so wonderfully wholesome about America's strong and cocky high school jocks."
I think this dude is a pedophile.
If this isn't a troll post, I'm seriously worried.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:55AM
#4 SuperAntx:
Claire says:
"young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts"
That sounds mighty gay, Billings.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:47AM
#3 DarkCampainger:
Whenever I get linked to a blog post these days, I just skip to comments. I was not disappointed:
"there are plenty of science behind that so dont try and be all crazy here and just blind yourself to thr truth!"
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:44AM
#2 Tiberath:
My thoughts exactly. "Jock Culture" has to be the minority by now.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:37AM
#1 SuperAntx:
More like, are jocks a threat to geek culture?
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:00AM