The next generation is doomed.
This trip involves what is a tradition with the McDonald family, that's right, we went to McDonalds (we don't have one in Portland). It's cheap, it's easy, it's effective.
So while waiting for the meal (see, it's a restaurant now, they deliver to you, but this is another rant) I noticed a kid exit the bathroom with his mother, she was holding antibacterial soap stuff and told him to hold out his hands. The kid had clearly wet hands, indicating he'd already washed them. This was before their meal.
Just my luck, that particular family sat next to me. Four kids and their mother. I was talking to my father about how all this antibacterial soap parents are forcing their kids to use will compromise their immune system which will lead to health problems in the future. I hoped I was talking just loud enough that she would overhear me. Clearly she didn't.
As they were about to leave, she made all four kids apply this soap stuff, and then told one off for touching a chair saying "you'll get germs", and had him wash his hands again. In her defence, touching a chair in a McDonalds restaurant will probably lead to a sickness of some kind to anyone who doesn't have a developed immune system, but still.
This kind of event is all to common in Australia. The current health boom is resulting in many things. Alcohol taxes (premixed drinks were in the case prices for a six pack, this worsened the problem, as it was now cheaper to buy the bottle of spirits and the soft-drink, leading to unmeasured drinks. Way to go genius'), cigarette taxes (americans pay five odd dollars, we pay upwards of eight for local brands and upwards of ten for imported for a standard pack of 20, at least in rural Australia) and a now proposed junk food tax (I'm so glad I didn't vote for this guy).
This is all after they force government schools to remove anything with sugar. This happened the year after I graduated (YES). If it had happened while I was in school, I wouldn't have been able to function. Without caffeinated sugar water of some kind, I'd fall asleep in class in no time. And this removal wasn't just from the canteens, kids actually aren't allowed to bring junk food to school (or anything that has nuts in it). The secondary college I went to, rebelled by instead adding a coffee machine (that does tea and hot chocolate) outside the year 7 locker room. That school was fantastic, it really was.
So we're sending our next generation backwards in the evolutionary scale, because we're wiping out their immune system, and we're making everything that makes life just that little bit fun incredibly expensive.
(You voted for Rudd, didn't you Jp? You too Crispy? Though I'm pretty sure Dark View voted for The Hulk.)
Posted by Tiberath on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 09:41PM
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#30 Tiberath:
Kuraudo wrote:
> Wonder what comes out of the water fountains.
If it's anything like the water fountains (bubble taps) from my old secondary college, most probably: urine.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 05:05AM
#29 Kuraudo:
Calus CoRPS wrote:
> and replaced all water with some vitamin water junk.
o.o
Wonder what comes out of the water fountains.
Saturday, September 26, 2009 08:53AM
#28 Calus CoRPS:
It's fairly disappointing that the schools are trying to make us eat healthier. Sure, obesity may be a problem, but it should be up to that individual to conquer it.
My brother was telling me about how his high school has replaced all pop with diet, removed a bunch of junk food, and replaced all water with some vitamin water junk.
I miss the old days, while I was a freshman in high school we had all types of candy, non diet pop, and extra salty fatty foods.
Saturday, September 26, 2009 08:28AM
#27 Kuraudo:
Mikau wrote:
> I practically never get sick, ever. When I do, I just curl into a ball and wait for my body to win the fight. My immune system is like a tank. I could probably lick the hand rails in the subway stations and not get sick.
>
> That's what you get for only washing your hands when they're 'dirty', not whenever you touch something. I don't even take medicine of any kind when I'm sick. I'm either going to win the fight, or die from it. In which case I'm sure an ambulance will be called to fix me up... if not, well, I fought the good fight.
I'm exactly the same way. I go years without so much as a cold.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 09:09PM
#26 Mikau:
I practically never get sick, ever. When I do, I just curl into a ball and wait for my body to win the fight. My immune system is like a tank. I could probably lick the hand rails in the subway stations and not get sick.
That's what you get for only washing your hands when they're 'dirty', not whenever you touch something. I don't even take medicine of any kind when I'm sick. I'm either going to win the fight, or die from it. In which case I'm sure an ambulance will be called to fix me up... if not, well, I fought the good fight.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 09:07PM
#25 Tiberath:
IcewarriorX wrote:
> Only joking, but "I hoped I was talking just loud enough that she would overhear me. Clearly she didn't." threw me off.
"Instead, I engaged my father (who for anyone else knows, is deaf (partially)) in a conversation about an event we'd just witnessed. 'Cause that never happens ever."
Guy's been working with power tools forever. I wasn't talking louder than I normally would when addressing him, but I still have to talk louder than I would to someone who hasn't been using power tools forever.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 07:34PM
#24 IcewarriorX:
Only joking, but "I hoped I was talking just loud enough that she would overhear me. Clearly she didn't." threw me off.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 07:12PM
#23 Tiberath:
IcewarriorX wrote:
> I'm all for no overuse of antibacterial soap. But maybe you shouldn't be giving out parental advice to random people either.
Cause I totally walked up to her and said 'you're doing it wrong, here's the right way to raise your child!"
Instead, I engaged my father (who for anyone else knows, is deaf (partially)) in a conversation about an event we'd just witnessed. 'Cause that never happens ever.
> For all you know that kid could've pissed on his hands, stuck his finger up his ass and walked out the door.
Oh, then antibacterial soap is totally the way to clean his hands. Absolutely nothing wrong with that at all. I know if I was a parent, I would so not force my child back into the bathroom to properly wash their hands. No way at all. Antibacterial soap definitely removes urine and faecal matter.
Sarcasm aside. Considering the events that followed, I think my assumption is in the right.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 07:10PM
#22 IcewarriorX:
I'm all for no overuse of antibacterial soap. But maybe you shouldn't be giving out parental advice to random people either.
For all you know that kid could've pissed on his hands, stuck his finger up his ass and walked out the door.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 06:05PM
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#21 DarkView:
I voted Crudely Drawn Picture Of Godzilla, thanks. His policy of fighting Mothra some of the time but not all of the time really struck home with me.
[Seriously though, I'm borderline retarded. I should not be allowed to vote, yet they actually force me to vote.]
Thursday, September 24, 2009 05:25PM
#20 IainPeregrine:
See, this is why I like the original so much better. Just like in every scenario portrayed in media thus far, the zombie outbreak comes out of the clear blue sky with no "until..." to give it away. Sure, it makes no sense from a loop structure point of view, but they're friggin zombies.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 02:49PM
#19 Yash 69:
for fucks sake i ate bugs when i was a kid, and I'm healthy >_>
Thursday, September 24, 2009 01:46PM
#18 Tiberath:
The infinent loop never reaches condition 5 however. Once it gets to condition 4, it jumps straight back to condition 1.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 08:18AM
#17 Vermolius:
Kuraudo wrote:
> Suggestion highlighted in bold.
>
> 4. Repeat, until...
>
> 5. Humanity dies from outbreak of zombism.
Unnecessary, "5. Humanity dies from outbreak of zombism.", the infinite loop ends there already.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 07:16AM
#16 Tiberath:
Jp wrote:
> at least Family First only has one vote in the Senate.
This statement, I'll drink to.
Oh yes, and good old Mr Malcolm is an absolute dickhead. I wont deny this.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 05:41AM
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#15 Jp:
Kurado: The Outback is traditionally used to refer to the big fucking desert in the middle of Australia, rather than to the place as a whole - cities don't count.
Tib: Actually, I voted for the Greens, but same thing, really. I don't agree with all of his policies - of course, the clean feed is completely bonkers, the ETS has been crippled by political concerns (Mustn't upset big business by making them accountable for their pollution!), etc. But I maintain that he is utterly, positively, definitively better than Howard would have been (And it would have been Howard. He wouldn't have stepped down for Costello under any circumstances).
The Libs minus Howard are still managing some epic stupidity, too - Turnbull complaining Rudd's ETS is more about politics than saving the environment (true, but given that Turnbull wants to let industry off even /more/...), attacks on the current government over recent asylum seeker arrivals (OH FFS STOP TRYING TO SCORE POLITICAL POINTS BY DEMONISING REFUGEES), attacks on the stimulus package without really proposing a better alternative (Here I will admit to not having the expertise or knowledge to judge - but the Libs didn't tell us what their sensible course of action is), bitching about how the economy was so great under Howard and that Rudd has tanked it (Howard, of course, presiding over some of Australia's most favourable economic conditions (thanks in part to reforms via Keating), and Rudd being hit by the global financial crisis. And Howard's economy wasn't as good as it could have been), bitching about the new broadband network, bitching about splitting up Telstra, etc.
Basically, lesser of two evils, I wish it could have been the Greens (Or maybe the Democrats of ~a decade ago, prior to all the infighting), at least Family First only has one vote in the Senate.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 04:57AM
#14 Chris Gayle:
I've caught alot of mild diseases... I think it makes me better off :) I'm proud to announce I had Denge fever :P
Germs are good for you :)
Thursday, September 24, 2009 02:57AM
#13 Kuraudo:
IainPeregrine wrote:
> Any suggestions?
Suggestion highlighted in bold.
4. Repeat, until...
5. Humanity dies from outbreak of zombism.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 02:34AM
#12 Kuraudo:
Your mysophobic description of Australia has destroyed all of my favorite preconceptions about "the outback." Hate.
You're damn lucky you blokes still talk with cool accents and made up words.
Edit: I don't know if "the outback" is in specific reference to particular parts of Australia that you're not describing, it's just that I've always taken it to summarize Australia as a whole.
Thursday, September 24, 2009 02:27AM
#11 Lige:
Tiberath wrote:
> Rip Nation wrote:
> > Tiberath wrote:
> > > In theory, condition 5 will never come true, as condition 4 results in going back to condition 1. ;)
> >
> > Everyone knows number 5 is real. Why do you think they make movies about them. To warn us about what will happen.
>
> I think you missed the joke I was making.
joke? joke + internet?
humor?
...
NONSENSE!
Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:56AM