Drink Pepsi, annihilate thousands!
So there's this "new" advertisement for Pepsi Max on television lately. I don't know if other countries get it or even if other states do, but it's pretty stupid.
It starts off with a girl and a guy just getting out of bed, clearly after a one night stand. She says she's going for a shower, so he goes into the kitchen and opens the fridge. Insert bottle shot of Pepsi Max.
Queue there's a knock on the door, it's the girls parents. Her being in the shower can't answer it, and given the guys look, they probably suspect she's all innocent. So naturally, he did what every guy does in such a 'difficult' situation. He drinks the Pepsi Max.
Suddenly, a swat team bursts through the window, and begin to tidy the place up. Apparently they have guns that can shoot covers onto and under beds, effectively making it. Why not. So they clean the place.
Cut to the woman getting out of the shower. She walks into her lounge to see the place all cleaned and her male friend on the window with one of the swat team. He makes a "Call Me" sign and they jump out.
The stupid thing is, in the background of that shot, you can see bombs landing on all the surrounding suburb. So they've just cleaned this flat and are now laying waste to the surrounding area. I know carnage makes me want to drink Pepsi Max!
(I'm lying. I'm staying with Coke. And none of that other flavour diet or zero crap.)
It starts off with a girl and a guy just getting out of bed, clearly after a one night stand. She says she's going for a shower, so he goes into the kitchen and opens the fridge. Insert bottle shot of Pepsi Max.
Queue there's a knock on the door, it's the girls parents. Her being in the shower can't answer it, and given the guys look, they probably suspect she's all innocent. So naturally, he did what every guy does in such a 'difficult' situation. He drinks the Pepsi Max.
Suddenly, a swat team bursts through the window, and begin to tidy the place up. Apparently they have guns that can shoot covers onto and under beds, effectively making it. Why not. So they clean the place.
Cut to the woman getting out of the shower. She walks into her lounge to see the place all cleaned and her male friend on the window with one of the swat team. He makes a "Call Me" sign and they jump out.
The stupid thing is, in the background of that shot, you can see bombs landing on all the surrounding suburb. So they've just cleaned this flat and are now laying waste to the surrounding area. I know carnage makes me want to drink Pepsi Max!
(I'm lying. I'm staying with Coke. And none of that other flavour diet or zero crap.)
Posted by Tiberath on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 06:13AM
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#31 Sayaotonashis:
Lol.Some commercials are a bit retarded to me.. xD Gotta love them..
Friday, November 20, 2009 09:15AM
#30 IcewarriorX:
Ease wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtMxT1fKCo
>
> I knew it was for coke!
Well, tiberath is now a liar.
Thursday, November 12, 2009 07:47PM
#29 Ease:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtMxT1fKCo
I knew it was for coke!
Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:24PM
#28 Capalex65:
I've seen that commercial, but the version i saw was for Coca Cola Zero.. Oo..
Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:53AM
#27 Jeff8500:
Mobius Evalon wrote:
> I'll drink most anything besides Mountain Dew and its analogues, and energy drinks. I absolutely hate the taste of Mountain Dew-esque soft drinks and I have yet to figure out how anyone tolerates them. As for energy drinks, I just simply don't like them.
Mountain Dew is the greatest drink ever. It just has a certain tinge of flavor.
Also, Ice, I hope you started that list off with the bad drinks. RC Cola is terrible.
Friday, November 06, 2009 09:08PM
#26 Kuraudo:
Tiberath wrote:
> But Red Bull gives you wings! And doesn't taste that bad. D=
Red Bull's good, but far from my favorite. I like most of the SoBe ones and usually get the "No Fear" drink. I used to get their "SoBe Essential Energy" drinks but haven't been able to find those in a long time.
Amp and several others are on my top list also. If I'm in certain moods I might grab a Monster or something.
Friday, November 06, 2009 08:38PM
#25 Tiberath:
Ease wrote:
> P.s. Making jokes here, not racism. Be cool.
I don't care what you say about america. ;)
Mobius Evalon wrote:
> I'll drink most anything besides Mountain Dew and its analogues, and energy drinks. I absolutely hate the taste of Mountain Dew-esque soft drinks and I have yet to figure out how anyone tolerates them. As for energy drinks, I just simply don't like them.
But Red Bull gives you wings! And doesn't taste that bad. D=
Friday, November 06, 2009 03:34PM
#24 Mobius Evalon:
I'll drink most anything besides Mountain Dew and its analogues, and energy drinks. I absolutely hate the taste of Mountain Dew-esque soft drinks and I have yet to figure out how anyone tolerates them. As for energy drinks, I just simply don't like them.
Friday, November 06, 2009 10:46AM
#23 Ease:
Tiberath wrote:
> Ease wrote:
> > England rejected all those that became Australians, does that mean all Australians aren't very good?
>
> Same can be said for america, their prison colony before Australia.
>
I'm glad I'm not American then, either. ^_^
P.s. Making jokes here, not racism. Be cool.
Friday, November 06, 2009 05:33AM
#22 Popisfizzy:
Tiberath wrote:
> Same can be said for america, their prison colony before Australia.
Nah, America was never a prison colony, though they did allow prisoners to come over here. Jamestown, the first settlement, was a trading outpost, and the first major settlements in New England were for puritans to escape English persecution (after they had already moved to The Netherlands).
Thursday, November 05, 2009 02:21PM
#21 Kuraudo:
Yammen wrote:
> > And I have no idea what A&W is. <.<
>
> It's root beer.
I like some root beer. But I've always hated the awful after-taste I get from A&W.
> Dr. Pepper is awesome, you all just fail>.>
I don't like it very much. I'd rather have Pepsi, Sprite, Coke, or Mountain Dew. But even before those I'd prefer something like a SoBe or simple apple juice or grape juice. Better still, energy drinks. :]
Thursday, November 05, 2009 01:38PM
#20 Tiberath:
Ease wrote:
> England rejected all those that became Australians, does that mean all Australians aren't very good?
Same can be said for america, their prison colony before Australia.
Thursday, November 05, 2009 01:20PM
#19 Ease:
Tiberath wrote:
> You're boned if you move to Australia then. It's incredibly rare to find Dr Pepper anywhere. I certainly haven't seen it since my early childhood. It can't be very good if near an entire country rejected it. ;)
England rejected all those that became Australians, does that mean all Australians aren't very good?
*snigger*
Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:43AM
#18 IcewarriorX:
1. Pepsi
2. RC Cola
3. IBC
4. A&W
5. Sprite
6. Dr. Pepper
7. Sun Drop (Southern Drink)
Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:06AM
#17 Yammen:
Tiberath wrote:
> You're boned if you move to Australia then. It's incredibly rare to find Dr Pepper anywhere. I certainly haven't seen it since my early childhood. It can't be very good if near an entire country rejected it. ;)
>
> And I have no idea what A&W is. <.<
It's root beer.
Dr. Pepper is awesome, you all just fail>.>
Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:27AM
#16 Charliegrooms14:
Coke was always better when it had cocaine.
Thursday, November 05, 2009 08:38AM
#15 Tiberath:
You're boned if you move to Australia then. It's incredibly rare to find Dr Pepper anywhere. I certainly haven't seen it since my early childhood. It can't be very good if near an entire country rejected it. ;)
And I have no idea what A&W is. <.<
Thursday, November 05, 2009 07:10AM
#14 Sayaotonashis:
I drink any..Except that Jolly Rancher crap they sell in the stores x.x
and the Sprite.Which I don't know why I hate it.7up cherry is good too..(including the other 7up's)My fav is Mountain Dew :l
Thursday, November 05, 2009 07:09AM
#13 Mobius Evalon:
I'd rather Dr Pepper, or A&W.
Thursday, November 05, 2009 06:39AM
#12 Tiberath:
Coke all the way.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 06:41PM