I've updated the What I Expect From Reviewers post in an attempt to make the process of becoming a featured game reviewer more clear. Click that link and scroll down... Preferably after reading what was written above. ;)
Please don't bother with unrequested offerings such as email addresses, declarations of your time on BYOND or written reviews that ignore the feature standards. I appreciate that you might like to help, but all that tells me is that you can't/won't read.
I don't want you discouraged. It's just a bit frustrating on my end.
There is a defined process that proves you're the right candidate. It involves the actual work that you're supposedly volunteering for. Please follow it. =)