Its not a trick question or anything like that. There's no 'he means can't roll their eyes up, as in they have to move their neck'. Its just a stupid thing you can get away with writing on the bottom of a lid.
The average lifespan of a tree moth is eight days.
Six out of the last eight Kings of England were poisoned.
During the depression the amount of female prostitutes halved, while interestingly enough the amount of male prostitutes tripled.
Bug spray only causes bugs to pass out, they actually die from lack of food/water.
Three people die from accidentally swallowing band-aids each year.
Fred Flintstones original name was Caveman Sam.
In the first episode of "The Jetsons" Elroy Jetson, the son, was actually George Jetsons elderly father. The only differences in character design are the colour of his hair and the addition of an antenna to his cap.
Then I'm afraid you're not a human, sir. >=(