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50 Cent fights terrorism.

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:42:23 GMT

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is the title of his new game for the PS3 and Xbox 360.

Plot:50 cent and g-unit are doing a concert somewhere in the fictional middle east. After the concert the promoter refuses to pay 50 cent his money.

50 cent tells him to give him the money or they are gonna kill him, so he gives him a diamond encrested skull instead. This ends up being a rare gem to the middle eastern people, he is ambushed on his way out of the country and it is stolen, he goes to get it back.

Game Info:

Taking cues from Epic's Gears of War, gamers will primarily be dropped into the shoes of 50 Cent while being accompanied by a second character, with G Unit entourage Tony Yayo, Whoo Kid, and Lloyd Banks thus far named as selectable for the rapper's partner in global defense. As with Gears, co-op play will be available locally or online.

MTV also reports that Blood in the Sand will feature more than just the first game's shoot-'em-up gameplay, as both land- and air-based vehicle missions will be factored into the game.

Screenshots:

I've commited suicide...I pissed off Masterdan...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:21:02 GMT

When the save server comes back up, expect AlexisOnFire aka Fata aka the guy who always posts s**t against me and yet plays my f***ing game all the time, will be banned permanently, IP, Key etc. If you like my game and my contributions, dont take the side of this t**t Cybork and paint me out to be an abusive person. Fata, you little pink c**t, i plan on completly barring you from anything related to me in the near future forever. I cannot stand your sort of hypocritical back stabbing. Dont defend this s**t, the type of bulls**t slandered against me at the worst possible times will never be forgiven. Ever. His account will be banned forever and i find out he got a new key or IP, then ill be banning that too. Using kobatas system of course which will then ban anybody stupid enough to use his key.

Ive had enough of s**t like that. Im serious. As soon as i get home youll be facing my full wrath in terms of a full code ban along with a saveserver side sticky-IP ban. And a full expulsion from the forum.

The American Hockey Program.

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:08 GMT

lol

GO CANADA!!!!

Goodbye.

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:36:05 GMT

Test your reaction!

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:08:28 GMT

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/62267/ The_Online_Reaction_Time_Test

Fastest I got was 0.13. Kinda a fluke though. Finger slipped and the light turned green.

My best before that was 0.24.

Health Scare this morning

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:36:02 GMT

Well, around 12:30am this morning, My whole left side of my body went completely numb. I started feeling lightheaded and was getting small but painful headaches.

I quickly recognized these signs of a Stroke. I didn't want to freak out my mom so I just tried to calm myself down for a bit as I could be over reacting to the situation.

Now it's 2:00am and things are just as bad. I wake her up and were off to the hospital. They get me in and do some tests. The doctors tells me that it was probably not a Stroke but a Migraine Aura. Which causes Stroke like symptoms.

At this point, I gave a huge sigh of relief. The doc tells me I did the right thing to come in and get it checked out.

I now have to go see a Neurologist in the next few days. Hopefully everything turns out well.

3.14 Apple Pi by Bo Burnham

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:03:33 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM&NR

Freaking Hilarious

My family is going to New zealand..

Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:31:03 GMT

They are going for 1 month and lucky me....I get the house to myself for a month. I still have work and college tho. :(

Only at my work >_>...

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:08:13 GMT

Okay. On Thursday while I was working. One of the girls tried to pocket 2000 dollars. She was caught and arrested. I came in today and found out about this. I guess Zellers knew money was being stolen every so often exactly 20 bucks would be missing each time. They started doing Audits and switching the girls to catch who but no luck till now.

I'm not sure what is going to happen as charges go. She will obviously get a criminal record and be screwed for life.

She was a cool girl. Definitely the hottest girl there. She smokes alot of weed so I'm guessing the money would be used for that.

Craziest 10 seconds of hockey you will ever see...

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 13:33:29 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HPNGPwOU-A