Because neither SetScores() nor GetScores() are working, even though:
a) I'm connected on the pager. The pager port is port forwarded on my router.
b) The game is hosted on the correct hub entry with the correct hub_password and is visible.
c) The port used for hosting is also port forwarded.
d) The hub entry has the appropriate scores added to the list.
e) I am not connected with my Android Data key on more than one computer.
How the hell do I make this connection work?