I'm not a little teapot.
That's a sad state of things.
You see, when you're not a teapot, you don't get to taste tea very much, unless you play your cards right. And I'm a horrible cards-player.
I always get thoroughly washed out, beaten, and hung up to dry when I play Go Fish.
Then when I play poker, I get thrown out of the casino for being too young.
So, as a result, I don't get any tea.
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