Posts with keyword 'programming'

 
"Preprocessor + C++ = ???"
  Posted by Crispy on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 02:23AM
#define private public #define protected public #include "victim.h" In Soviet Russia, data hides YOU.
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"The Halting Problem"
  Posted by Crispy on Thursday, November 09, 2006 03:58AM
I wish to announce that I have solved the Halting Pr
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"Have you interfaced with your factory factory factory today?"
  Posted by Crispy on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:02PM
This guy sums up my attitude to "enterprise" development, and Java in general, very nicely: Why I Hate Frameworks. …
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"You know you need to stop programming and get some sleep when..."
  Posted by Crispy on Sunday, June 25, 2006 05:47AM
...you start writing comments like this one: mob/verb/end_turn() if (gameStarted && currentPlayer==src) // TODO: …
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"C++ name mangling is the devil. Also, a haiku."
  Posted by Crispy on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 05:02AM
In an attempt to track down the afore-mentioned crash, I've been trying to compile Lua straight into my project so I …
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"The worst kind of crash"
  Posted by Crispy on Saturday, August 06, 2005 05:58AM
I've been having fun with C++ today. And when I say "having fun with C++", I of course mean "gnashing my teeth in wails …
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"Visit your public library today!"
  Posted by Crispy on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 10:53PM
It has long been theorised that, as well as having the personality of a dopefish, I also have the personality of a …
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"The Mystical Magical UTF-8 Format"
  Posted by Crispy on Sunday, July 03, 2005 06:19AM
A bout of random late-night surfing just lead me to a page describing the history of UTF-8 - plus a succinct …
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