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Screw women

Wed, 02 May 2007 19:52:28 GMT

So my date was a bitch and decided to not go to prom with me. This, I don't mind, but she told me 5 days before the event.

Is there any other reason we keep them alive besides that luke warm hole?

Learning to Fly

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:00:13 GMT

My plan leaves for Akron, Ohio today. Its pouring down rain here in New Orleans, and I thought I should check my flight status.

Travelocity doesn't have my air carrier.

None of the air carriers listed have my flight times.

I am a little worried that my flight even exists. This is going to be fun. $134.60(USD) amount of fun.

I **** on your logi-numbers

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:59:24 GMT

http://rinkworks.com/brainfood/p/5logi1.shtml

B+A=6
E+B=C
E+C+B = 8

Well, E+C+B... E+B is C, so its more like C*2. So E+B = 4, and C is 4. So E could be 1,2, or 3 and the same for B. But, if B is 1, A is 5, and so on. The possibilities are infinite, but they request one solution. They are incorrect, and should be damned to hell.

That is all.

Edit: Damn, I figured it out. I didn't read the instructions all the way. Damn you, internets!

Fact

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:30:57 GMT

The Phantom has to come out before any other console. No other consoles are allowed to exist before that.

Discuss.

WHERE IS YOUR FCC NOW, FREEDOMLAND?

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:10:20 GMT

http://www.suichancountdown.com/live/

Mafia rocks

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:37:07 GMT

The game has begun!
You are a mafia.
Your Mafia team: Dan Hibiki (mafia)
Everyone go to sleep.
Mafia wake up.
Who do you want to kill?
AuroraDreamer: brb
You have targetted A Rose With Thorns.
Mafia go back to sleep.
Everyone wake up.
There was a murder last night and A Rose With Thorns is no longer with us.
You will now have 45 seconds to discuss and vote for who you think might be in the Mafia.
Luna: lol
A Rose With Thorns's last words: Tough. The killer is Dan.
Luna: yp
Dan Hibiki: Always suspecting me.
Luna: Aurora was away
Dan Hibiki: Could be a lie.
Voting for Luna.
Luna: could be....
Dan Hibiki receives 1 votes.
Dan Hibiki: I have no way to prove either of you innocent or guilty
Luna receives 1 votes.
AuroraDreamer receives 0 votes.
There has been a tie, it is now up to the judge.
Dan Hibiki: But I'M THE KILLER! BWAHAHAHA!
Dan Hibiki: Wait
Dan Hibiki: Judge?
Dan Hibiki: DAMNIT!
Luna: your gon, im judg
Dan Hibiki has been voted out of the game.
You have been voted out and are now in observer mode.
The Citizens have won! Reset in 5 seconds!

Intelligent conversations on the internet are great

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 19:52:18 GMT

NOTE: THIS CONTAINS LANGUAGE WHICH SOME USERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY BE OFFENDED BY RACIAL SLURS OF ANY KIND

Here I am, sitting in a nice little chat room on a program which shall remain nameless talking about the missle launches by North Korea. A few other people jump into the conversation, when all of the sudden someone randomly bursts out "Yeah, like niggers".

Yes. ICBMs are like people of dark skin. They, uh.... Yeah...

This isn't the first time though. Its happened with various racial slurs(Wop, goomba, spick ect). But thats the worst part. It KEEPS happening. When did the internet become some derranged?

Hah, I kid. Its always been this insane. ~~Ah, probably because of the gooks.~~

So which is the truth...

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 23:42:28 GMT

Uncyclopedia or Wikipedia?

My money is on Uncyclopedia. It has more letters in it, thus more possibility of being the truth.

Another Generic Life Sim?

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 16:29:04 GMT

I've been wanting to make a simulation game for awhile, but I can't think of a good name. I was thinking of following this new fad of "Another [x]", and that seems to be the best bet. Any suggestions, such as not making this?

So it looks horrid

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 13:41:51 GMT

Oh well, not like anyone is going to look at this anyways, right? :D
Edit: OK, maybe I was wrong. A few people may look at this.