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This covers everything.

A review for Dragon Ball Finale created by Dragonn
Gameplay2/10
Presentation4/10
Originality3/10
Overall1/10
Here I will point out almost -every- reason this game is bad. Some people may ask me why I'll seem to ignore the good points.

I have three words.

What good points?

The Races;

Saiyans-The most overused race on Finale, even topping Changelings. I can guarantee you that if Super Saiyan was taken away, NOBODY would play them. First sign of noobishness, Ho!
Alignment? More often...well, any. Sadly. Saiyans were a violent warrior rare, but I've seen more good Saiyans than bad.

Humans and Spirit Dolls-So they have great tech ability, and Spirit Dolls apparently have nice stats. Right. That might sound great, but even so Tsufurujins are almost a better choice, if Saiyans didn't tend to enslave them.

Third Eye? Not all Humans could fucking access Third Eye, Tens. Tien was a reincarnated...God, or Demon. I forget which. According to Tien in the Manga, he can even grow entire limbs back, but not quite like Piccolo/Cell. Not all humans had Third Eye, and it wasn't a 'UNLEASHING CHAKRA'. This isn't Naruto, get the fuck out.

People argue Ascended Humans are rape. Too bad Changelings and Saiyans will rape them before then.

...Any Alignment for either.


Demons and Kaio-
I have no particular beef with these, except-

MAJIN AND MYSTIC WERE NOT USABLE TECHNIQUES! It was never shown that Kaio could revive, either! For fuck's sake. Alignment? Evil and go-OH, WAIT.
APPARENTLY DEMONS CAN BE NEUTRAL BUT KAIO ARE -PURE- GOOD.
Fuck you, Tens.

Makyojin-I never understood the POINT. It was never shown anywhere that Makyojins could summon Demons, or anyone in Hell for that matter, but here...they can. For some reason, Makyojins are on Earth. By nature. Uh? I guess they should be evil, not sure.

Androids-Nice BP mod, but, uh...

There's no DAMN WAY OFF ANDROID SHIP!
You'd think Androids would have better Tech mods.
...Any Alignment.

Changelings-Starting strong, and usually staying strong. I have no issues with them. Alignment? DEAR GOD.

Tenshaku has said to me, and other people, that Changelings...are more...-PURE EVIL- than Demons. Holy crap. That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.


Alien-...This is just a way for people to make pure-_____ Aliens, usually pure speed. Alignment? Anything.

Demi-Gods/Goddesses-A great race stat-wise. I guess he put them in so that people could play in the Afterlife without being forced good or evil? (He contradicts himself on this.) Alignment? Anything.

Half Saiyans-Perhaps the smartest thing in this game, a 16+ year old Human and Saiyan actually have to MATE to make these. I like that, really.



...Custom...Races.
People can, or could, pay money for custom races. Lemme give you the examples, starting from fail to BULL.


Mutant Saiyan-This wasn't all that overpowered, really. It started with 1,000 BP base and a WEAK form of Super Saiyan, but it wasn't incredibly OP. I could live with this.

Agorothian(?)-...I don't know. They aren't great, but just start out with a -LOT- of stats.

Void Spawn-OhHO, these guys are good. They start with a decently high decline age, and can give 10 years off their Decline to boost someone's BP(Current, I believe.) by 100k. Think that's bad. Welllll...

Vorlon-I don't know anything about this race.

Cosmic Entity-Yes. It's Galactus, from the Marvel Comics. Played exclusively by Jeal(Perhaps the only reason it sucks less than Void Spawns...), it starts with some pretty decent stats and some awesome custom moves.

Cosmic Beam...about 5x stronger than Beam.

Cosmic Barrier...makes bigass blue flames come around the user. Kickass for a Melee combat.

Cosmic Crush pushes all people around him a certain distance away. Does damage, too.

Not only that, but he can make Heralds, which basically get about everything he does.

Including his large palace in space, his ability to survive in space, the ability to DESTROY(Well, ICly, he 'eats' them) planets, and...


Well, no. Heralds don't get this, but Galactus is immortal. He just respawns in space immediately. No matter what.


Namekians I have no trouble with, by the way.




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The Community...sucks.

2% -Great- Roleplayers
20% Good Roleplayers
20% Abusive Admins
8% Good Admins
50% Randomly flaming Idiots or Noobs.

Enough said.
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Packages? They're okay. Fair boosts, mostly. But some people take it past that.

1. Custom buyers. Go die, really.

2. Tairn. He's spent hundreds of dollars on the game, and has:

-Focus
-Body Expand
-Power Control
-Fly
-Most, if not all usual Ki Moves.
-A bigass BP boost.
-A Tech mod of 5 on a Changeling, don't know if it's higher on a Tsufurujin.
-Unlocked Halfie from Start
-Other things, I'm sure.

Tairn, you're an idiot. Kudos.
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Admins. Throughout the history of Finale, bad coded Admins have failed epicly.

Goton just does whatever the fuck he wants. I recall one time I was having a SSj2 VS LSSj battle on Last Act, and he came on and used the Game of Death, Explosive Shitting Disease, and MJ Virus on Earth. Fucked us up.

Beamed is a little boy who thinks everyone is a retard, especially people who don't agree with him.
Sadly, Beamed is the smartest coded.


Fusioneko is just...not...smart. From what Archonex told me, she helped with the Kylin bitchfest of Last Act.

Kylin...I remember it well.
Arconex's server. Mattoe and I were admins. Kylin comes on, mass unbans. I say I'll just reban them.

Kylin says, if I reban them, she strips my Admin. I don't reban them. She does it anyway.

No, this isn't a personal 'me bitching'. It gets MUCH worse.

Kylin then proceeded to destroy Namek with about 1 Paragraph of RP. She was a Changeling(Not Changeling Lord), and SAID exactly:

'Why would Tens give me these verbs if I'm not supposed to abuse them?'

...So, she then destroyed Earth with 2 lines or so, and from what Archonex says, she and Fusioneko:

-Non RPly destroyed every planet.
-Made some sort of retarded 'Palace' in Space.

Before Archonex verbally kicked their bitchy asses. Enough said.

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Oh, YES.

This game has:
-LSD
-The T-Virus
-Other T-Boosts that give huge boosts to the user.
-Nukes
-An explosive shitting disease


The MJ Virus is no longer with us. However,

LSD just makes the screen freak out. That's it.

The T-Virus does what it says: Make Zombies. Between this and a few other things, I lowered the ORIGINALITY score from 6 to 3.

Nukes are overpowered.
'I AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN, STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!' Not quite. If they have nukes, they can just nuke whatever planet you're on. You die. Really. It goes exactly like that. Nukes are the most overpowered thing in the game, inarguably.

The Explosive shitting Disease...it spreads through being NEAR each other, and makes them shit uncontrollably. Icons included! >_>

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Ranks. People bitch about them. So do I. I do it for good reason.

Do you know the secret to getting a rank? It goes like this.


15% YOUR ACTUAL ROLEPLAYING SKILL
5% YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THE RANK
30% HOW MUCH PEOPLE LIKE YOU
20% BEING LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE NOTICED BY THE ADMINS, BECAUSE LOGS WERE TAKEN OUT FOR A BULLSHIT REASON.
20% Being a friend of the Ranker. Seriously. Or being the ranker yourself.

I'm not exaggerating. It truly is like that.

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Ten. Fucking. Shaku.


1. His Tenshaku key was banned for adding a rape verb to the game. Go Byond! He now uses Dragonn.

2. Again, he says Changelings are more pure evil than Demons. People follow this rule.

Nenshou(Kitlea) bound my Changeling(Who was mass-killed with the other Changelings by Tairn. How? He NUKED US FROM SPACE.) just for being a Changeling. This same Nenshou reincarnated from a Kaio to a Saiyan. ...Good job there, Rankers.


3. He does...just, whatever the hell he wants. Really.

4. He's made over $3000 off this game, and apparently has no job. I'm guessing 'living in Mother's basement', anyone?

5. He's not as great a coder as everyone thinks. Ask Ryim, if you don't believe me.

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I know what you're asking. 'How can the Overall be 1 if the major three categories are 2, 4, and 3?' I'll tell you.

(I did struggle with the Gameplay one. I almost put it at 1, because you can -SENSE- how much someone's strength, endurance, speed, offense, and defense is just using sense. Wow. Fail.)

The game just ISN'T good. The maker puts in whatever the fuck he feels like, and makes money because people(Mostly idiots) buy packages.

This game has been called both 'loosely based on' and 'follows closer than any other Byond game to' DBZ. It really is loosely based on it.

You call this Dragonball Z? I call it BULLSHIT.







...Oh, and SSj4 is in the game. Gidday, Kiddies!

Posted by Djiini (OK Rper) on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:51PM - 9 comments / Members say: yea +1, nay -2

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#9 JadexStar:  

Face it, finale is dead, and has been dead for about a few years now, yer all just fucking it's dead corpse.

Give up, go invent the cure for cancer-aids, go father a family, or eat small children. I don't know/care what you do with your life. It's not gunna improve skull fucking the rotting corpse of a video game who's owner clearly lost faith in it and despite his (not-so) subtle attempts to get you to quit. In fact, he's pulled more of you incestuous bastards in with his attempts to shoe you all away. (and before you get all high and mighty "you has no place to talk frum mang: I'm an incestuous bastard that skull fucks dead child bodies. Now, move on with your lives)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 12:44AM

#8 Goton:  

y mai nam iz lyke der???

i dun evn pley dis gam r haz adnim wdf bs meng

Sunday, August 09, 2009 11:08PM

#7 Hiro the hero:  

I'm in agreeince with you, they could make it better, by idk, restarting the community from scratch Killing of all the Admins, and then either taking the Game of Byond, or actaully get some Qaullified admins :P

Saturday, August 01, 2009 08:03AM

#6 Nathanok:  

this game is loosely based off dbz.

Sunday, July 26, 2009 07:09PM

#5 Ben-sanX:  

Shames me to say I know both the poster and the game.

The game sucks, But its obvious he hasn't witnessed why exactly- You really have to get behind the drama bull of the place and LOOK at the game like an admin.

You'll realize some very annoying things quickly that way.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009 03:54PM

#4 Darkssninja:  

On the third eye subject... wow, just fucking wow, how stupid are you? Chakra is a buddhist belief, third eye is one of them, this is where Akira Toriyama got the concept,tens portrayed it accurately. Note -- humans DON'T all get third eye, and in buddhism its unlocked through massive amounts of meditation. Humans average requirement is 800k bp + and that's base, nearly IMPOSSIBLE. 1 in 100 players is lucky enough to get a low requirement (20k or lower) and achieve it. Until packages gave it, it was extremely accurate. (note: Tien got it through meditation as well, he was NOT reincarnated)

Sunday, May 10, 2009 04:58PM

#3 Ryanmcshain wanna be:  

Its true, but not all admins are abusers, like 30% are from 100%

Monday, May 04, 2009 01:14PM

#2 Ryanmcshain wanna be:  

Some funny shit in there

Thursday, April 23, 2009 04:54PM

#1 Zewo:  

I accept this Review due to it being very Accurate. I wonder how many people will agree, And the 7 people who will defend Tens. Let's see how this rolls out.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 06:58PM