Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you excited for the occasion? Dressed up in your bedsheets, mother's undergarments, with a LEGO container on your head, all ready to gather up your neighborhood's sweets? Then I might ask you to take off that bucket, because it will make reading this article quite impossible... If you're not a witch, at least. Kihihihi!
First of all, Sigrogana Legend! And for the starters, your minds are going to be blown on this one, but: the game is now being hosted 24/7! Thanks a lot to Knight, though, who hosted up until this point, because we might have to resort to him hosting sometime in the future, who knows!
If you remember last year, all of the monsters started coughing up candy the minute you beat their heads in. If you don't remember, then you didn't play back then, and shame on you! It's the same story this year, except we've expanded our candy horizons with the addition of several new witty candies that kept the writing department away from their families for weeks at a time, possibly against their will! Hooray! If that doesn't excite you, then perhaps you're far too out of touch with your inner child. In that case, I'll offer you free stuff! Today, only, if you log in to play, you will receive a QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONLY TIME YOU'LL EVER GET ONE event familiar, the Jacky Lantern!
This ribbon-wearing little bound-to-be-rotting-inna-week harlot will make sure that you get enough candy this Halloween to drown yourself in! However, she will not be able to supply the super-heating gamma ray cannon required to turn your huge piles of candy into liquid with which to drown yourself in. Too bad, so sad!
You're still here? What a good, obedient person you are! In exchange, I'll tell you a super secret about Sigrogana that no one's found out yet! You ready? Have you ever tried to 'Select All' on the Asago Corporation Press Release news post? No? Well, maybe you're better off not trying... Kihihi..
Now then, I seem to have forgotten... What else was this news post about? Oh well, it was probably nothing important, so long!
... Wahahahaha! I saw the look on your face, you looked so surprised and stupid! Worry not, for now we get to the meat in this meat sandwich. A new game, yes! One befitting this holiday of witches and werewolves and mummies and ghosts and pumpkins and the game's name? Witches' Chess! I'm sure you've at least played Chess once in your miserable, short life, yes? Kihihi. Well, if you're content with that, Witches' Chess is a game that will let you play chess with all of your loser human friends as long as you want!
What's that? There's already literally HUNDREDS (2) of BYOND chess games? Well of course there are! You'd have to be a really big moron not to know that! Would it really be fitting to call a normal chess game 'Witches' Chess'? Certainly not!
That's where the 'Witches' Chess' part comes in, dummy. It's just like normal chess, with the huge exception that it totally isn't! You see, witches can use powerful magic to change the way the game is played! When you play Witches' Chess, you don't just play like normal. You power up your magic spells by beating the crap out of your opponent's pieces and other stuff, and then casting spells on your turn! Witches always manipulate the game to best suit them, you see. Spells do all sorts of things, so it's best for you to go check it out immediately, right?!
And hey, if you like medals, you can at least play for a little bit and collect some! This game already has, like, 20 that you can get! That's more than most of your guys' ages, right?!
But, um. One last thing. This game is just being released, right? So it's basically the first ever non-official testing it's gotten! There might be bugs, but you guys aren't scared of bugs, right? Kihihihi... Anyway, if you find some, you can head on over to the Witches' Chess forum and report them! And if you have any neat ideas for medals, game features, or spells, you can post them in the Suggestions section. You know how to type, at least, right?
Thanks for your continued support, and Happy Halloween, everyone!