Its horrible! He broke his PSP!! Its quite the amazing story actually.
It all started last Sunday when ZeroCrash walked into a bank to cash his humble 200$ paycheck. A group of ninja robbers busted in and started hurting people and stealing from the women and children. So our brave ZeroCrash whipped out his nunchucks and beat them back in a heroic action of..... Heroism! But during this exciting battle, one of the ninjas landed a hit on ZeroCrash' left pants pocket... As the Ninjas escaped into the city, our hero checked the contents.... To find his SHATTERED PSP!!
This is unthinkable! I suggest starting a "ZeroCrash Needs A PSP" fund! After all, he saved children from Ninja thieves, he's a hero.