Well, you know what?
People just suck. Thats it. Thats the answer* to happiness. The utter realization that all people suck, whether they be human, animal, or objects, they suck. Now you may contradict me, saying "why objects r not people", I disagree. Why are robots not people? Henceforth, they suck. Sucktastical. Infact, the large and high amount of degree to which people suck could probably be found in some sort of recent study on "the suckage of society and its people, who plainly just suck."
I quoted that because it could be an article. They study EVERYTHING these days. Toenail clippings, HIV, bottled sodas, condoms. You name it they've studied it or are studying it. Why, though, in bob's name? Doesn't make any sense. Its not productive to society to measure the amount of people who scratch their ass. See, people suck SO MUCH they can't even avoid sucking. They just do it. On a side note, girls suck too, but generally less than than most people. Infact, girls are the kind of people who often don't suck, as opposed to the kind of people that do. Wait, nevermind. Girls suck. SMASH BRICK WINDOW SLOOPSH.
*This will actually make you more depressed and angry
Posted by Drax Telamon on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 09:28PM
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