I was going to see him do a live show (he ended up being, as always, excellent) and he was standing outside. He's met me before (the first time I saw him do stand up I followed him backstage, past the dressing rooms and onto a balcony where we had a chat about blackmail and depressing music) so he was all "hi will!", then looked dismayed when he noticed my mouth was full of chips.
for those of us silly americans who don't know what a robin ince is