I can't believe I missed this. This guy should have been on the front page of Yahoo. Oh wait, they're too busy telling us what Kim Kardashian is doing.

But anyway, if we can vote Vermin Supreme in, we all get free ponies. Has Ron Paul promised free ponies? Nope, I don't think he did. He promised you legal marijuana, but no ponies. He will also decrease our dependency on foreign oil via zombie-powered turbines.

Therefore, Vermin Supreme for President.

On a serious note, YouTube is doing that "ask the president" thing again, and just about everyone has asked him about SOPA, so we'll get to hear what he has to say about it.