Naruto Fallen Vengence Review
Wow! Naruto Fallen Vengeance. This game is easily the worst fucking game on Byond Planet Earth.
Giraffes cannot cough.
Presentation:
When you first login to the game you see a beautifully animated login screen. Yes ANIMATED, the login screen fucking moves! Now if only the FOUR OWNERS could get the players to move. This game lags more then a fat kid trying to keep up with Usain bolt. Aside from the login screen, this game is filled with music. When you login to the game the opening song for naruto plays, which is fucking great. But then just when you think this awesome song is over ANOTHER song plays, and ANOTHER! And Holy Fucking Shit, half this game is filled with fucking music. I didnt login to this game to listen to the whole fucking naruto soundtrack! I came on looking to pown some noobs. Well enough about the presentation, lets talk gameplay.
A rat and a horse cannot vomit
Gameplay:
In most Naruto games I have played on byond, Spawn kiling has been a SERIOUS problem. In this game out of the 50+ players who regularly play, no one spawn kills...let alone kill at all. I figure this is because everyone is busy training to become Top Ninja!
*tumble weed rolls*
Or maybe, not... Well since I'm next to logs, I might as well train. But how do I train? Since there over 50 players online, I'll just ask one of them.
*tumble weed rolls*
Anyways while I was trying to ask for help in world chat I spotted a "L33t" chat option on Naruto Fallen Vengeance's chat system. Im impressed that the FOUR OWNERS took the time to acknowledge the fact that I might play the game, and set up a whole chat system for me, so Thank you Naruto Fallen VengeanceStaff. But Seriously though what the hell is "L33t" chat? And What the hell does it have to do with naruto? This game is fucking unrealistic. When has anyone in the history of mankind EVER survive after exploding? NEVER! So why are these retarded GM's (that explode out of no where) alive!?
A pig cannot stare up at the sky
Originality:
The only thing original about this game is that they support animal cruelty.
I came looking for something original and fun, but this is just disappointing. I can kick logs in about every other naruto game on byond. This review isn't even worth finishing. This review is over.
Byond Review
Gameplay: 5
Presentation: 6
Originality: 5
Overall: 6
Gaming Review
Gameplay: 1
Presentation: 2
Originality: 1
Overall: 2
Giraffes cannot cough.
Presentation:
When you first login to the game you see a beautifully animated login screen. Yes ANIMATED, the login screen fucking moves! Now if only the FOUR OWNERS could get the players to move. This game lags more then a fat kid trying to keep up with Usain bolt. Aside from the login screen, this game is filled with music. When you login to the game the opening song for naruto plays, which is fucking great. But then just when you think this awesome song is over ANOTHER song plays, and ANOTHER! And Holy Fucking Shit, half this game is filled with fucking music. I didnt login to this game to listen to the whole fucking naruto soundtrack! I came on looking to pown some noobs. Well enough about the presentation, lets talk gameplay.
A rat and a horse cannot vomit
Gameplay:
In most Naruto games I have played on byond, Spawn kiling has been a SERIOUS problem. In this game out of the 50+ players who regularly play, no one spawn kills...let alone kill at all. I figure this is because everyone is busy training to become Top Ninja!
*tumble weed rolls*
Or maybe, not... Well since I'm next to logs, I might as well train. But how do I train? Since there over 50 players online, I'll just ask one of them.
*tumble weed rolls*
Anyways while I was trying to ask for help in world chat I spotted a "L33t" chat option on Naruto Fallen Vengeance's chat system. Im impressed that the FOUR OWNERS took the time to acknowledge the fact that I might play the game, and set up a whole chat system for me, so Thank you Naruto Fallen VengeanceStaff. But Seriously though what the hell is "L33t" chat? And What the hell does it have to do with naruto? This game is fucking unrealistic. When has anyone in the history of mankind EVER survive after exploding? NEVER! So why are these retarded GM's (that explode out of no where) alive!?
A pig cannot stare up at the sky
Originality:
The only thing original about this game is that they support animal cruelty.
I came looking for something original and fun, but this is just disappointing. I can kick logs in about every other naruto game on byond. This review isn't even worth finishing. This review is over.
Byond Review
Gameplay: 5
Presentation: 6
Originality: 5
Overall: 6
Gaming Review
Gameplay: 1
Presentation: 2
Originality: 1
Overall: 2
Posted by Evolution Gaming on Monday, July 06, 2009 05:21PM
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#6 Riku 123q:
Lol fail.
Tuesday, July 07, 2009 05:55PM
#5 Yukay Karyuu:
u kidding? this game owns im gm on it
Tuesday, July 07, 2009 05:53PM
#4 XxBloody NightmarexX:
LOL....Fucking Atlanta Falcons Logo LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 07, 2009 03:56AM
#3 Ganing:
I Loled. Nice. Anyways working on the lag.
And yes, the l33t button ish yours, but our dumb animal cruelty supportin nigga asses forgot to code you in =3
Monday, July 06, 2009 05:51PM
#2 Gochels:
lol, whats up with the Atlanta Falcons picture? Are they hardcore Michael Vick fans or something, or do they not know he is no longer part of there roster, some crazy shit. Just seeing the picture for the Atlanta Falcons made me roll, i mean, wtf does football have to do with Naruto?
Monday, July 06, 2009 05:42PM
#1 Riku 123q:
This is fail. I'm going to nay this nao.
<Troll>
Monday, July 06, 2009 05:32PM